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me, a popular tumblr.com blogger: gee, i sure do love earning extra money from home so quickly and easily. 

some random sideblog with 3 posts: wow, popular tumblr.com blogger! how do you do it? please share your unique idea for earning money from home so quickly and easily!

me, a popular tumblr.com blogger: thanks for asking, some random sideblog with 3 posts! i simply use a free survey website called gofuckyourself.com/wasteoftime ! it’s a super easy and fun way to earn approximately 19 cents after hours and hours of free trials and getting denied for surveys! and the best part is, me, a popular tumblr.com blogger, gets paid every time one of my 900,000+ followers clicks this dumbass fucking link. i sure do love looking out for each and every one of you, without using you for my own personal gain!

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